1. My mommy thinks she’s in charge.. So cute
2. Dad, you can do this, you are my hero!
3. Sorry ladies my daddy’s taken!
4. 24 HOUR wakeup service. First 5 years for free.
5. Diaper loading… please wait
6. Party at my crib at 3am. Do not forget the bottle.
7. 9 months ago my mommy read Fifty Shades of Grey
8. I’m just like my mom. I never shut up!
9. Ah good sir i do believe i’ve shat in my pantaloons
10. I had boobs for breakfast. What about you?